As promised I am starting to make a series of posts about all things bridesmaid. Now one of the biggest duties of being a bridesmaid or a Maid/Matron of honor is throwing your Bride to Be the most fabulous bachelorette party. Now, that could mean a wide variety of things depending on what the bride wants. A lot of the bachelorette parties that I have been a part of involved going out on the town at night. And a fun small thing we had at the last bachelorette party I was a part of, was an Oath of Secrecy. Now it's nothing crazy and yes some parts are a little over the top, but it was fun and also something for the bride to hold on to for keepsake. It gave our group some good laughs and the marriage advice was great too. If you would like the actual word document, leave me a comment and I will gladly e-mail it to you. :)
BACHELORETTE OATH OF SECRECY
Please take the following document as serious (seriously funny) as possible since it will provide hours of fun and memories.
1. We, THE LADIES OF HEATHER’S BACHELORETTE PARTY solemnly swear that on the weekend of FEBRUARY 4TH , 2012 in celebration of HEATHER****** 's Bachelorette party, I will abide by the following rules and regulations:
There will be, in no way, pictures with boys, men, or any animals while the Bachelorette party is in progress. Failure to follow this rule will automatically make you lose your Diva status for the weekend.
There will be, in no way, pictures with boys, men, or any animals while the Bachelorette party is in progress. Failure to follow this rule will automatically make you lose your Diva status for the weekend.
2. You will consume alcoholic beverages and promote drunkenly misconduct in the safest and most appropriate fashion. If you are a sober driver or have a note from a doctor, you are excused from drinking but you must still promote animalistic behavior.
3. You must never leave a single Diva or the Queen Bee unattended, due to boys-men who are termed as Vultures, Sharks, Pigs, Mars, Tools for Procreation…etc.
4. A Diva who has too much alcohol or has poor taste and is speaking with sleazy unattractive boys/men for more than one minute must be escorted back to the Diva lair for protection and to save herself from embarrassment (which would have possibly occurred the following morning).
5. Loud, obnoxious outbursts are welcome during the Bachelorette festivities with at least one type of alcohol shot purchased by the Divas for Queen B consumption.
6. Dancing is required by you and it is important to make sure all Divas and Queen B are participating.
7. In case of the emergency of a Diva needing to pray to the porcelain goddess or visit Mr. Tidy Bowl Man, it is essential that you make sure one Diva goes with the other Diva In Need (DIN).
8. It is your responsibility to commute to a more exciting atmosphere when Queen B and/or Diva energy is dwindling. You must interact with other Divas to form a plan in moving to a more exciting environment.
9. You will not, at any time, think of work-related matters. If work does consume your mind, you will forfeit Diva status and be seen as an outcast by the Divas.
10. Before signing the document below, I will say out loud, "What happens at HEATHER 's Bachelorette party STAYS at HEATHER 's Bachelorette party!"
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(Signature of Queen Bee)_____________________________________
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